parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep
(Source: ymcgay)
‘whats your best joke apart from the fungi one?’
Harry: Okay, I have one that I made up when I was like 7… Its not funny but it makes me laugh all the time.
(Source: larryanonymous)
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
(Source: densityschild)